Dangerous and Sweet

You know you have a serious addiction to Oreo McFlurry when you...



1. Walked over to McDonald's while one of your friend is filling up the petrol and force your other friend to walk with you to get the dessert at 11.30pm in the dead of the night.

2. Vowed that you will start dieting but paused when you see the McD's dessert kiosk and said to yourself "Oh what the hell, I'll start tomorrow" and get that cup of Oreo McFlurry.

3. Surreptitiously wished that you were lactose intolerant just so you can stop craving after it.

4. Randomly cry out "Oreeeooooooooooo McFlurrrryyyyyyyyyyyy..." while your classmates are talking about organic chemistry (in my defense, my teacher said that organic chem is like cooking).

5. Blame one of the signs of your addiction on organic chemistry.

6. Wrote a complaint email to McDonald's when you heard one of your friends said that they have decreased the size of the cup (only to realized a few days later that the amount of ice-cream remained the same).

7. Snap out of control when your brother took a scoop without your permission while you were getting some ketchup.

8. Think about it every time you hear Kelly Clarkson's 'My Life Would Suck Without You'. But really lor, if you listen intently the song is clearly dedicated to Oreo McFlurry right?

Cause we belong together now, (Oreo McFlurry) yeah
Forever united here (in McDonald's dessert kiosk) somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly,
My life would suck without you (Oreo McFlurry)

9. Still eat large scoopfuls even though you know that you need to run 30 minutes on the threadmill just to burn off 567 CALORIES OF SUGAR AND FAT!!!!!!!!!! WTF ! WTF! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

You know what, I'm considering suing McDonald's lor. How can they make something so darn freaking good, so freaking high in calories for that small portion?

Omg damn sad lah of all things I could be addicted to, I'm addicted to Oreo McFlurry! Gosh at times like this, having an addiction to porn seems like a better option. Seriously, have you ever seen anyone who gets bloated when he sees someone performing oral sex? Don't have right? If there is such cases, do kindly inform me.

Hahahahahahahaha, wth I should be slapped with an 18SX label for saying such things!
Sigh...on that note, you owe me a cup of Oreo McFlurry Michelle Leong. I can't remember what it's for, but I just know that you owe me one.

10. You know you have an addiction to Oreo McFlurry when you demand for it from one of you friends for no apparent reason.

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On that note, I'm sorry for not updating more frequently now. School had been such a chaotic truckload of endless stress and the work at the editorial work...you know what, I'm not going to say anything bad about the school's editorial board. Yes, I'm going to keep a positive outlook and try not to think about how I make such bad choices and allow myself to be so foolish as to place my trust so easily.

Hahahaha, no I'm not going to think about that! So, in order for me not to think about it I'm going to drive over to McD right now and get myself a cup of Oreo McFlurry. Teeheetee.