Beautiful, Dirty, Rich/ Man in the Mirror

 What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother.

It is official...Megan Fox is effing hot, I repeat EFFING hot!!!!



Megan Fox is the epitome of hotness. There is just something about her that makes your blood goes warmer than warm and a slew of other physiological bodily process that I should probably not disclose on the World Wide Web.

Argument 1: She looks hot on a bike.


Argument 2: She looks hot working on a car.


Argument 3: She looks hot covered in dirt from head-to-toe.


Argument 4: She looks hot while emo-ing, contemplating (omigodsheissohotthaticantdecipherheremotions!!!) by a stone wall.


Argument 5: She looks hot wearing a black-rimmed spectacles. (Hah, take that Wee Sheong! I told you black-rimmed spectacles are soooo in season)


Argument 6: She looks hot while sucking her thumb.


Argument 7: She looks hot next to a naked Rainn Wilson.


Argument 8: She looks hot while doing a hand gesture that resembles "Gong Xi Fa Chai".


The bottomline is Megan Fox is hot. Period.

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That said, I've watched 'Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen' with a couple of my pals at One Utama today.


And among the sweated random things that transpired included:

1. Michelle accidentally walking into the men's washroom and I had to bit my lips and stifle a huge laughter as there were like 8 strangers waiting by the corner.

2. Laughed like crazy when we finally entered the cinema hall much to the dismay of the stranger in the back row, who I might add kicked the behind of my seat as the movie progresses. No thanks to you, random stranger who kicked my seat!

3. Wee Sheong nudging Ming Guan and I and whispered, "I think someone just farted. Did you smell it?" during the screening of the show.

4. Me nudging Michelle and passed on the message that someone just farted, and she in return nudged Khin Chew.

5. We all erupting into laughter when one of the characters took off his pants and showed his big, white hairy butt onscreen.

6. Michelle turning to me and asked, "What is scrotum?". And I replied her, "It is the balls". Then she said, "What balls?" before going into "Oh..."

7. As Sam Witwicky and Mikaela Banes kissed on the desert of Egypt, Michelle saying "Ish ish, tengah-tengah the dessert also buat benda macam ini". Hahaha, yes yes my friends and I do speak 'bahasa rojak' occasionally, and we are darn proud of it!

8. Me confessing to Ming Guan that half of the time I couldn't differentiate between the Autobots and the Decepticons after the movie.

9. Michelle saying, "How to differentiate ah? Towards the end of the movie I wasn't confused already. The Autobots are more colourful".


Very sweated and random hor? Hahahahaha omg I can't wait for tomorrow's Desa Parkcity outing/ Japanese buffet dinner with all my optimistic pals. Lol, don't worry Jun Lung and Sri Jone. I'll try to make a coverage on the gathering so that you feast upon it all the way from Australia!






P.S: Feel free to wax lyrical about Megan Fox.

P.P.S: And feel free to add your own random thoughts about Transformers 2.

P.P.P.S: For the complete "cinematic experience" of this post, Lady GaGa's 'Beautiful, Dirty, Rich' will be playing on the background. Hahahahahahaha, I know you are probable going "WTF? What cinematic experience???"
To which I will reply; this is indeed a very sweated post. XD

P.P.P.P.S: Happy Birthday to Mr. Hor Jun Lung!!!! Wee Sheong said that you should play safe and use 'Jonedom'...whatever that may mean.

P.P.P.P.P.S: For the spin-off of this post, refer to Michelle's blog.


Man in the Mirror

As you would have known, Michael Jackson had passed on yesterday. Radio was abuzz with all his songs throughout the day and several of his fans called in and poured their despair over the loss.

I won't go on and write up a sycophantic post as I'm not really a big fan of his and I've never had the highest regards for his tabloid-fueled life.

But then again, he created music...beautiful music. And that is what that matters at the end of the day.

So here is to all you Michael Jackson fans.

Dangerous and Sweet

You know you have a serious addiction to Oreo McFlurry when you...



1. Walked over to McDonald's while one of your friend is filling up the petrol and force your other friend to walk with you to get the dessert at 11.30pm in the dead of the night.

2. Vowed that you will start dieting but paused when you see the McD's dessert kiosk and said to yourself "Oh what the hell, I'll start tomorrow" and get that cup of Oreo McFlurry.

3. Surreptitiously wished that you were lactose intolerant just so you can stop craving after it.

4. Randomly cry out "Oreeeooooooooooo McFlurrrryyyyyyyyyyyy..." while your classmates are talking about organic chemistry (in my defense, my teacher said that organic chem is like cooking).

5. Blame one of the signs of your addiction on organic chemistry.

6. Wrote a complaint email to McDonald's when you heard one of your friends said that they have decreased the size of the cup (only to realized a few days later that the amount of ice-cream remained the same).

7. Snap out of control when your brother took a scoop without your permission while you were getting some ketchup.

8. Think about it every time you hear Kelly Clarkson's 'My Life Would Suck Without You'. But really lor, if you listen intently the song is clearly dedicated to Oreo McFlurry right?

Cause we belong together now, (Oreo McFlurry) yeah
Forever united here (in McDonald's dessert kiosk) somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly,
My life would suck without you (Oreo McFlurry)

9. Still eat large scoopfuls even though you know that you need to run 30 minutes on the threadmill just to burn off 567 CALORIES OF SUGAR AND FAT!!!!!!!!!! WTF ! WTF! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

You know what, I'm considering suing McDonald's lor. How can they make something so darn freaking good, so freaking high in calories for that small portion?

Omg damn sad lah of all things I could be addicted to, I'm addicted to Oreo McFlurry! Gosh at times like this, having an addiction to porn seems like a better option. Seriously, have you ever seen anyone who gets bloated when he sees someone performing oral sex? Don't have right? If there is such cases, do kindly inform me.

Hahahahahahahaha, wth I should be slapped with an 18SX label for saying such things!
Sigh...on that note, you owe me a cup of Oreo McFlurry Michelle Leong. I can't remember what it's for, but I just know that you owe me one.

10. You know you have an addiction to Oreo McFlurry when you demand for it from one of you friends for no apparent reason.

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On that note, I'm sorry for not updating more frequently now. School had been such a chaotic truckload of endless stress and the work at the editorial work...you know what, I'm not going to say anything bad about the school's editorial board. Yes, I'm going to keep a positive outlook and try not to think about how I make such bad choices and allow myself to be so foolish as to place my trust so easily.

Hahahaha, no I'm not going to think about that! So, in order for me not to think about it I'm going to drive over to McD right now and get myself a cup of Oreo McFlurry. Teeheetee.

Ain't No Sunshine

This is NOT an advertorial

L'Oreal Men Expert Pure & Matte Anti-Regreasing Gel


Neither do I get free samples from L'oreal Men's Expert range for doing this. So yeaahh, you can be rest assured that my review on this product will be brutally honest and unbiased.

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Here is the deal, I'm one of those guys who are unfortunate enough to have freakishly oily skin (even worst during hot days). So you can just imagine my horrors when I viewed photos taken during social gatherings. My shiny face always manage to stand out (pop out would be a more appropriate term). It gets worst when the flash function is used, as evident in the picture below


Very shiny hor? But apart from that, I look darn good in this photo. Just got back from Bali that time and my skin had this dark sexy tan instead of my present vampirishly pale complexion. Hahahahahahahaha damn vain, I know.

So along came Pure & Matte Anti-Regreasing Moisturising Gel from L'Oreal's Men Expert line for the urban men. It is a moisturising gel that works by containing the overproduction of sebum. And sebum, my dear optimistic people is accountable for that annoying shiny look, especially on the forehead and nose.


The description on the product box says that it contains oil microcaptors which serve to prevent excess sebum secretion and provide a long-lasting shine control for clear skin. Hence, giving you that shine-free skin.

So is it effective, you may ask?

Well I did a little experiment today while shopping at The Curve and I have to say that I'm pretty satisfied with the results. For the first three hours after applying the gel, my forehead and nose was visibly clear of oil. But then again, it must be noted that I was in an air-conditioned environment instead of walking under the sun. However, at the end of my shopping escapade (which was 5 hours later), the persistent sebum won the war and crept to my forehead and nose.

But I must say that the gel managed to somehow tamed the secretion of excess sebum as my face wasn't as oily compared to when I didn't apply the gel.

Apart from that, I must point out that the gel is non-greasy. So you boys don't have to worry about getting your fingers dirty. No, I'm not being suggestive thank you very much.


The Verdict: To its credit, this anti-regreasing moisturising gel manage to clock in about 3 hours of shine-free complexion in an air-conditioned environment and overall reduces the secretion of sebum. However, priced at RM29.90 it is slightly more expensive than other leading brands out there. But then again, you're worth it.


P.S: Okay I did get a sample from the folks at Fitness First gym. So yeaahh but then again I don't get paid for doing this so-called advertorial. Hence, unbiased and brutally honest!

I Want You To Want Me

...because apparently I have low esteem issues and I need something, anything that makes me feel the least bit more prominent in society.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...yes as if! I was just kidding! I don't have a low self-esteem issue. You want prove?

Well, I don't smoke.


Don't tell anyone but...

I Have Started to Twitter

And the above is my profile photo, cool huh? If not, just shut up and conform anyway.

So yes yes go to MY TWITTER right now because I'll be updating everything there (I think) and you guys will get all the latest updates about my obsession with RY. Enticing much?

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You guys have to check this trailer for a new TV show in the US. Its High School Musical all over again!

And ooh ooh that's not all, I got goosebumps watching their version of 'Rehab'. Trust me when I say that it is a WOW-er!



So yeah on that note follow MY TWITTER



P.S: Our charity group, ChesterC@MAF had managed to collect RM50 as of today at 8am. So thanks to my dear optimistic readers who voted. You guys rock!

Give Me Some Love

Here is a not so short and not too long update! So make sure you guys read!

Michelle Leong urged me to participate in Digi's 'Love to Save' campaign where they are planing to raise RM 150, 000 within 30 days for various charities in Malaysia. And the best part about this social campaign is that you don't have to go to the bank and write a cheque and claim your receipts and all that.

All you have to do is well...CLICK!

By clicking on the charity that you would like to support, Digi will be donating RM5 to it...you don't even have to be a Digi subscriber to vote for your favourite charity!

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I've decided to support the Malaysian AIDS Foundation (MAF) solely because I think Malaysians are still ignorant about the disease. We need to raise more awareness regarding AIDS and what it does and doesn't do.

AIDS is not just a disease. It is a reflection on the modern day society's decadence!

Anyway I've set up the group ChesterC@MAF and I have a favour to ask from all you optimistic people. Just click on the banner above would you? Besides I've put up more than one link if you've noticed, so there is no reason to say that you can't see!

When you click on that banner, RM5 would be donated to the Malaysian AIDS Foundation. That is RM5 more to creating an environment free from the negative impacts of HIV/AIDS for Malaysians and also to dispel ignorance regarding AIDS!

So yeaaahhh, I'm counting on you optimistic people here! Show some love to fighting AIDS and creating a better world!

Lol...damn dramatic, I know.

Dreamer

Rachael Yamagata, the goddess of all things lyrical and beautiful, all hail we will bow down before her metaphorical greatness has Twitter@ twitter.com/rachaelyamagata!!!



Orgasm! Orgasm! ORGASM!!!!!!!!

This just brings my obsession with Rachael Yamagata to a whole new level! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Oh wait, please don't go away people. I'm not crazy, really I'm not! I'm just delirious, that's all. Or am I? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*pause*

To come to think of it, I think I might be potentially crazy after all. Hahah nah! I'm perfectly sane! Or at least I'm able to count backwards from 100 to 1. So yeah I'm good.


Anyway, Brendan asked me if I twitter. Well to answer your question my dear optimistic pollyanna, I don't. But there had been numerous mention regarding Twitter for the past few weeks. May Zhee even blogged about it. *cough SHE MENTION ME ON HER TWITTER cough*

So should I get a Twitter account?

Hmm so to help me sort of my little predicament, I've taken the liberty to answer the questionaire below. Behold people, the 'Should I Be Twittering' questionaire!

'Should I Twitter' Questionaire

1. Are you famous?
No I don't think so, but I do surreptitiously wish that I was. Or for all you know, I could be a superstar singing sensation living a secret double life. Chester Chin by day and Chester Yamagata by night. The best of both worlds much?

2. Are you popular?
Err...well the female clerks at my school's administration office do bitch about me every now and then. There is no such thing as negative publicity yes? *smiles widely*

3. Do you stalk people?
No silly! Only Rachael Yamagata. Ssshhh...don't tell anyone.

4. Would you allow people to stalk you?
Uhm...what is this blog for again?


The results point that I should have no reason to twitter. But Julian G say that I should. Or are you just being sarcastic huh Juls? Grrr...

Oh btw does anyone have Malaysian Studies books? My friend Eileen needs it. She thought I took the subject but I don't. I'm taking General Studies instead, aka Pengajian Am.

Sigh...do you realized how words always sound better in English?

Anyway if you people do have those books, go here and leave her a comment. Don't pretend that you have those books just to get her number!